August 12, 2009

Hey yous guiz PETA did something ignorant. Also, it's Wednesday.

I couldn't think of anything actually interesting to say, so here's some PETA!fail. It lies very close to my heart, being a fat person considering going vegetarian and...being a lady.

(no, PETA isn't effecting my decision to be a vegetarian maybe, just making themselves look dumb)

First, PETA implores that you save the whales (click the image or go to the link to see the whole thing, Blogger is decided to fuck up right now)

Lulz, get it? Whales.

PETA's new billboard features an, ahem, "full figured" Florida woman whose blubber is spilling over a skimpy bikini next to the tagline: "Save the Whales. Lose the Blubber: Go Vegetarian." It reminds people who are struggling to lose weight—and who want to have enough energy to chase a beach ball—that going vegetarian can be an effective way to shed those extra pounds that keep them from looking good in a bikini.

Yeah. The ad under it can do to hell too. Honestly if PETA doesn't care anymore neither do I: they can fuck themselves right off into hell with sharp metal objects.

You may have seen this Nia Long ad as well, in which Miss Long's head is 'shopped over what appears to be a Barbie doll:


The jokes write themselves, over and over.

Something something misogyny fat hate something something all meat eaters aren't fat fat vegetarians blah~ I mean, we know these things but somehow, after 20+ years PETA does not and still thinks their little shock tactics are cute and/or SUPER EFFECTIVE (hint: it's not very effective). Not to mention their little diehard stans trying to see the positivity in ~EVERY AD~ are just as annoying as fuck. Also, die in a fire for good measure because fuck you really.

I think I've met my violent threat and "fuck" quota for the week here...

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