January 23, 2009

Dear Period

You are late.

For the past 6 years your performance has been spotty at best, and your unreliability has been putting this company in the red ever since. Frankly this letter has been a long time coming. With no remorse we gleefully inform you that your employment has been terminated.

Signed,

The Management.

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